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A year, 3 months to date.

Took off ring for the last time, with one failed engagement and another utterly huge ass relationship down the gutter.

If failure scored brownie points in life, I'd be an absolute winner.

Now let me go contemplate on writing a book on how to get out of relationships in the worst possible manner.

I've done it once, twice, three time.. Still not shy (:

Two knees down, one failed attempt.

Awesome track record.

Now you dare devils, stay in line, coming to a relationship near you.