Dear Boys:

Want a nice smelling grrlfriend? (Pleasant smell sustained even post workout)

Someone who dresses appropriately? (Like no slippers and jeans and Polo Tee and shorts to town)

A grrl who you can hold in your arms and make every man around you jealous?

Who walks and stands straight?

Who speaks well and can be bothered with your friends?

Down to earth but classy at the same time.

Bothers to take care of her skin and weight?

Eat quietly like a lady, not a munching pig.

Doesn't blow her nose like an infected ogre?

Sneeze like an elephant.

Loving and sweet.

Even towards the shitass looking version of you early in the morning.

Not dragging her feet around so people can hear her coming from miles away?

A grrl who shows interest in that interests you?

Good and works hard in bed to satisfy your fantasies?

Hopefully a good driver.

WELL WE GRRLS WANT THAT TOO!!! EXPECT THAT FROM YOURSELVES BEFORE ASKING IT FROM US!